What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school ?
The deputy head !
If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it?
The horse's name is Friday!
Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?
A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!
What advice to cows give?
Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!
Where do cowboys cook their meals?
On the range.